Considering TLP forums are my therapy it's only right that I make a topic.
I've quit drinking for the foreseeable future. I'll still have one or two if I go out to the bar but other than that na.
Ending my career with no arrests and no STDs, I consider that a win.
-Pissing on a group of people at Spring Awakening on the main stage with thousands of people on it.
-Going to my old apartment and falling asleep in my old bed which I realized wasn't mine when the current owners woke me up. http://i.imgur.com/Y3kCqpj.jpg?1picture of the note they left me.
-Waking up in my neighbor's backyard with no shirt one sock using a tarp as a blanket with a bloody cut on my face. Apparently they thought I was breaking in for a second and almost shot me lol.
-Meeting some girls at a gas station with my two cousins, ended up partying at the girls' house. We completely fucked up their house up including appearances by me and my cousin falling into a hamster cage and me pissing in the fridge for some reason. One of the girls is now my cousin's GF of about two and a half years lol.
-Coming out of a blackout while walking and realized I was in a different city.
-Getting picked up by the police at 4am when I was pounding on a random person's front door because I thought it was my cousin's house, even though he lives 100 miles away.
-One night $374 bar tab.
-Waking up upside down on some church steps with leaves in my hair.
-Being woken up by a homeless person in a downtown alley.
-Sneaking into the back of a pizza place and stealing a half cooked pizza out of the oven. Like I opened the oven up and took the pizza out with the wooden pizza spatula thing lmao.
-Almost getting frostbite on my hands after passing out in a snow bank with no gloves on a 10 degree night.
-Losing my wallet 3 times.
-Drunk stumbling into a window in my house which surprisingly will only cost me 39 bucks yeet.
-Headbutting @%R3V3NGED , sorry about that lad.
And all of this took place in just a two year period.
Good times but I'm getting out while the getting's good.
s/o to my alcoholic role model @+Sexy Rainz , sorry I couldn't live up to your greatness.