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How To Pretend To Not Suck - A Guide By Redemption

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Step 1: be an irrelevant bottom feeder clan that has no respect or expectations of themselves.
 
 
Step 2: Bring everyone you can.
 
Most pure clans are filled with pures - redemption is not. They are innovators of sorts, they bring a mixture of pures and mains to all their trips and even have them sit in their own clan chat under the guise of "killing other clans mains". The lie detector test determined that is a lie.
 
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step 3: realize thats not enough.
 
Normally 15 mains in a pure clans clan chat would be enough for a clan to muster up the courage to fight pure clans. This is not the case for redemption. Matched opts, even with mains, they dont have too much confidence in themselves. They have been bottom of the barrel for so long now that they have stopped doing preps and rarely leave single. redemptions new idea was to bring a rag tag group of zerkers along with them as well. They dont go in the same fc as them (because they are trying to keep the illusion that they arent the same clan, even though everyone knows it) but they follow them around in the fallin and hit pures with them just the same.
 
All redemption did in return was mass join their fake lpc thing and lead them.
 
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Yikes.
 
Step 4: talk yourself up.
 
Even though redemption is still completely irrelevant to pretty much any pure clan there is, they talk themselves up like they are not. This is the key to their apparent success. It doesnt matter if they do anything or not, because they can just say they did.
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How many times has redemption closed? How many times has TLP closed?  :kanye:
 
 
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Step 5: community site minions.
 
Whether the only thing you did was fight in single with 35 mains or not is irrelevant when you have endless amount of minions who were previously embarrassed by TLP back you up, whether it makes them look like retards or not.
 
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Edited by Hanuman, 07 September 2015 - 10:00 PM.

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FUCKIN HELL HANZO SOLID EFFORT MATE 



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what are u talking about lmfao RD #1 hpc 



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lolrdwho



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Phuckin lol. Queen hanu is at it again ladies and gentlemen.

Rd exposed for the true shitters they are. An embrassment to the pure community.

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rd are a joke lmfao



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Apex wins again



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We all know rd bring mains, pointless topic

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I did get killed when walking with dank from CA this weekend by RD. RD rushed the two of us, dank got away.  It was a glorious battle, I am suprised RD did not have a video of it posted somewhere.  I can't believe they didn't mention it in their event aftermath.  I think that was the most action they had all day.  



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these cancer mains must die



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Fuckin LOL'ed when FOE rolled up to the dummies flamefest we started and RD immediately shut up. 



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gf cp



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We all know rd bring mains, pointless topic

 

 

werent u in rd lmfao



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Quite disappointed in them in all fairness.



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werent u in rd lmfao


Currently clanless but why are you even giving rd attention? If they are a threat to tlp you need to re-evaluate how things are going down in here mate

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wat r u even saying we lost to rd

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Anyone supporting these guys for what they are doing should know that you are ruining the pure community.  It's bad enough but bringing 30 mains is worse.  Not just for us but for everyone



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Phuckin lol. Queen hanu is at it again ladies and gentlemen.
Rd exposed for the true shitters they are. An embrassment to the pure community.

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You know your clan is shit when you put a "must read" topic up and only get 17 replies on it in like 13 hours lmfao.  We already have more than that on this topic Your members don't want this.  I hope you're ready


Edited by Range Grudge, 07 September 2015 - 10:22 PM.


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Currently clanless but why are you even giving rd attention? If they are a threat to tlp you need to re-evaluate how things are going down in here mate


Here's a good analogy for you.

Can Isis ever take down America? Nolol
Are they at the very least a threat? Yes

How does America handle threats? We ac130 them.

How does TLP handle threats? We expose their true colors and break them.

TLP confirmed murrica
Rd confirmed Isis
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