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#1959457 The Last Pures

Posted by @Tyendinaga on 13 July 2016 - 03:41 AM

 

 

Thank you to everyone who made creating this possible. Now, we can rest. 

 

 


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#1826378 The Last Pures 2015 Recap

Posted by %Range Grudge on 23 December 2015 - 07:54 PM

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Well here we are boys, the end of 2015 nears us so I thought I'd write up a topic with the help of the staff showing how far TLP has come as a clan.
Before I go any further into this topic, the staff of TLP would like to thank everyone for coming back whether you are an old or new member and fighting alongside us in 2015.  It's been an incredible year and we've accomplished so much.   
 
Last February I got a message on Facebook from @%Adam saying that TLP, a clan I'd been in for years pre-eoc had reopened.  He told me we were gonna give it another shot on 07 scape and I wasn't too sure what to think.  After gaining some interest I decided it was time to throw on the team-27 cape and give it another go.  We knew it was going to be tough after first reopening with a new staff and a new member list, but damn we've come a long way.  Let's take a trip down memory lane and recap some major events that happened in the past year since reopening.  
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So after a year and a half break, the reopening stage began in the beginning of last February. There was a mix of newer members as well as some of the older members who had returned to help run the clan.  Everyone was starting to build their accounts up so that we could begin to become a competitive clan like we always were.  Once everyone started to build up their accounts, we started to prep clans without much experience as a group.  It was tough at first being lower level but we quickly realized what we were up against.  Here's a pic at one of our first preps and one of our first pk trips:
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It was around this time that we started bickering with "Supremacy" since we didn't like the fact that they had our capes.  After many weeks of building our accounts up, there was hype for an F2P prep that would occur on February 26th, 2015.  With newer leaders and members, we weren't too sure how this would go but we ended up 3-0ing them.  This prep was a major confidence boost and was our biggest since reopening.  Here is the vid with calling: 
 
However, after a prep with Redemption in March where we got 3-0'd we realized we needed much higher levels.  After clicking the fall in of Redemption and seeing all of their level 100's, we started training towards that goal right away.  At one point, we had the least amount of level 100's but now we clearly have the most because of dedication to the clan and training.
 
When it came to the Wilderness, we were doing decent but it was tough having a smaller member base right after reopening.  From February to April we were pulling mediocre amounts (30-40) people every trip fighting clans like Leet Tactics (now closed), Zerg Unit (now closed), and Supremacy.  However, we kept training and grinding these months out gaining our levels and continuing to improve in Clan Wars. 
 
 
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As we approached May, our levels were getting better and we started gaining more active members.  After our 2 typical weekend trips, Fatality decided to make a few topics talking shit about TLP.  They claimed they were going to "tighten the leash" on us lmfao
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 Many of our members at that time didn't appreciate this and a new rivalry began.  This was one of the most crucial points in TLP history because Fatality gave us a reason to log in and gain hype.  Throughout the end of May and beginning of June, we would make quick work of Fatality.  Their members began to quit or join other clans while we would continue to get a massive amount of older/newer TLP members to come back.  The day that everything changed was June 20th, 2015.  After all the shit talk and banter on forums, it came down a clean 1v1 fight near dwarves, where we cleared Fatality down 8 people.  At that point Fatality had been considered a #1/#2 clan but this fight would slump them for months to come.  Here is the video (the fight starts at 3 minutes)
 
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Like I said, this 3-4 week rivalry with Fatality brought the return of several TLP members as well as new members who chose to join in order to kill Fatality for good.  By the end of the rivalry, Fatality ended up wearing Fo's team cape because they were not able to kill us on their own.  We saw our pulls increase in both F2P and P2P by over 20 people every single weekend.  Here is a pic just a few weeks after killing Fatality over and over again and officially winning the rivalry against them:
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Beating the dead horse about a month after the rivalry ended:
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After making quick work of Fatality and taking over the #2 spot in pure clanning within just 5 months of reopening, it was time for a real challenge.  Final Ownage had been the best pure clan for quite a while earlier in the year but we were up for the challenge.  Once we officially showed interest in becoming a rival of Fo, TLP members were more dedicated than ever to take the throne.  We were pulling around 70-80 members every weekend during the end of the summer and sustaining these numbers.  This is something TLP has never really seen before (only at the end of the BH era).  Not only were our pulls high but our quality was gaining as well.  Here is a video of us beating Fo (#1 at the time) 67 v 73 in their own game (P2P clanwars)
 
 
 
 
After that fight occured, Fo was furious that we actually beat them and the rivalry was in full force.  When they saw that we were a threat, I will never forget that they actually had to call JaJa to help them not get cleared on a weekend PK trip lmao.  Week after week their pulls kept dropping while ours kept gaining.  Throughout the summer months Fo had pulled 65+ people each week, but once August began they dropped to ~45-50 pulls each week while we hovered at around 65-75 people each week.  Our impact was apparent.  We completely dominated them in F2P wilderness week after week, as well as competing in the P2P server for #1.  They consistently declined our prep requests and even declined a F2P fullout, something they have never done before.  Below will be some of the important PK trips throughout this rivalry in August/September (I could include so many but here are just a few):
 
As the weeks went by, clans like CP/RD would also try and start shit with us but CP would die to us up 20 people every week so they were pretty irrelevant as usual.  RD tried to talk shit for like 2 weeks but they quickly realized that was a bad idea:
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We took #1 in F2P easily.  I'll never forget the Saturday trip where Fo told their staff members to get P2P gear and we rushed them on 26 hill in a P2P world.  They were easily sweeped off the map even though they had a gear advantage.  Here's the vid (fight starts at 4 minutes):
 
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They would be completely demoralized for weeks and weeks dropping down to 30 man pulls and even resorting to teaming with Corrupt Pures lmfao:
 

[22:33] <@[CP]Alex> make sure u keep opts up

[22:33] <@[CP]Alex> let Fo hit them
[22:33] <@[CP]Alex> Fos off u
[22:33] <@[CP]Alex> Fos off u
[22:33] <@[CP]Alex> Fos off u
[22:33] <@[CP]Alex> hit tlp
 
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Fo down to 28 people on a P2P trip in a barrage clump lmfao:
 
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A few weeks later when we cleared them in a battle of Al Kharid Castle:
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About ~2 months ago, we got word that "Sovereign" was reopening as an HPC and we were excited that there would be some new competition.  After a week of their hype, they quickly realized they were up against a far more superior clan, TLP.  Whether it was the wilderness or Clan Wars these past few weeks, we have dominated them.  Here's some recent events in Clan Wars and Wilderness to show vs. Sovereign (including an epic GWAS that occurred last weekend):
 
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Below I will post some videos of some other notable achievements this year:
 
 
^ down 15 kills and 13 people, wiped CP off the map.
 
 
^ TLP vs. Doom F2P Prep down 7 losing like 2 people in a round.

 

Carrying red vs blue: 

 

First Prep win after reopening:

 

Walking down our rival Supremacy at the time:

 

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So that's it for 2015 boys.  I might have missed some things but I think I covered most of the main things that happened this year.  I know this topic is long but enjoy looking over our accomplishments while you celebrate the holidays with your families. Whether you fought with us, against us, joined us, or left us, we thank you for making 2015 one of the best years The Last Pures has ever seen.  Can't wait to see what 2016 has in store.
 
 
 

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#1812281 Final Ownage Leaderboards - Courtesy Of The Vegan

Posted by %Cody on 06 December 2015 - 02:04 AM

I present to you (courtesy of the vegan's failures as a leader) final ownage leaderboards.

 

There is a lot so bear with me.

 

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55v55
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fullout not on saturday
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the day holydreams begged for high council
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holydreams emotional topic (council)
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walli's massive rant
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regarding trying to pull out of fullout
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misc shit emotional shit
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#1774372 Puff Puff, Fo Smoked

Posted by %Tyler on 13 October 2015 - 08:38 PM

Recently, @iObsession's cousins in India have reached out to us about their interest in Runescape. Through conversations with them we've learned that they've noticed our recent smokings of fo, Poonjabi (obsession's uncle) wanted to make a public broadcast to all of the Indian people to let them know what has been happening in the wilderness of runescape.


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#1910735 My Letter Of Resignation

Posted by %Dissy on 14 April 2016 - 05:16 PM

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testimony from today's prep:


(18:32:40) <[TLP]Kimbo> dissy u da best ever
(18:32:42) <[TLP]Kimbo> i swear
(18:32:46) <[TLP]Kimbo> love u all the way from holland

 

 

 

 

Today I found that the game is still wayyyyyyheyyyyayyy 2 easy. I have decided to resign from warlord, effective immediately. Thank you for the memories~

 

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#1861545 The Faces Of Winners

Posted by *Kyle on 10 February 2016 - 10:25 PM

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the bowl himself


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#1959226 For The Homies

Posted by Maxx on 11 July 2016 - 10:54 PM

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#1709676 Why Fatality Thought They Could Fight Us At The Start Of The Trip

Posted by %Hanuman on 18 July 2015 - 06:32 PM

So last Sunday fatality made a concerted effort to not have to face us in the wilderness. Normally they sit in lobby until we get bored of standing on top of them and then go random worlds to the other side of the wilderness, but sunday they just decided to give a main clan locations to hit us. 

 

Unfortunately for them, the alliance with the main clan was short lived since we sorted out the situation that the main clan was upset with.

 

 

 

With all this in mind, we give you this. (notice the extra L in rendual. Normally this would be an easy thing to figure out but its fucking elite bs3r lmfao so what can you expect.) Shoutout to @*Zach for outsmarting joseph.

 

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This is what we have done to fatality. Week in, week out, fatality is dying and doing anything in their power to not get run over by us. They ask other pure clans for help and they ask main clans for help. Nothing will help them, though.

 

The punishment continues.


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#1949512 Reenactment Of Today's Prep

Posted by @Tyendinaga on 21 June 2016 - 08:46 PM

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my labor of love for you all


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#1933411 Show-Off Your Nerd Station

Posted by *Kyle on 17 May 2016 - 10:20 PM

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@%xgot @ben xd @%BUTPLAY @%Scotty


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#1813638 Clan Cup Week 2 Matchups

Posted by *Zach on 07 December 2015 - 01:43 PM

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OH FUCKING BABY


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#1870085 10 Years Of Tlp - Signature

Posted by Ir0ny on 20 February 2016 - 06:10 PM

Be proud, well done today boys. Keep up the solid perfomances and rail some more clans tomorrow.

 

Quickly threw this together.

 

Represent us people!

 

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#1868586 The State Of Foc

Posted by *Kyle on 18 February 2016 - 07:59 PM

Hello m8s, recently it came to my attention that final ownage control has been attempting to climb out of the hole we have kept them in over the past 6 months because of their new-found friendship with sv :P.
Let's not forget what we reduced you to  :thumbsup: 
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First up; Adhi (the soon to be elder) tries to justify their teaming with sovereign this past weekend, and let me tell u lmao his members were not happy:
 
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Here's another picture of a foc member unhappy with their leaders incompetence, written by shy mute marko, way to tell em big guy!!!:
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Yesterday @Divine told me that @HolyDreams had written a topic praising my dedication to TLP and I received a picture of it shortly after:
 
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Feel bad for the guy considering half their clan skips trips to play ranked 5s on league :S
 
 
My good pal Novations had this to say:
 
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Interesting...a fo (trial)rank posting a picture of hacking me(It appears I have hit a nerve =P), isn't that breaking the rules??? I'm sure this will be dealt with...
 
Also if anyone is actually interested on how his warlord trial is going, here's a small audio recording of his performance in one of their recent preps....yeah:
 

 
Cunts legit a freak irl, no wonder no foc members like him nor take him seriously l0l.
 
 
More very juicy info, on a much larger scale, regarding this leaky clan coming soon btw heh.
 
edit: I have received word that they will be making another PK video in an attempt to revive their dead clan, don't think that will help :/


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#1746089 How To Pretend To Not Suck - A Guide By Redemption

Posted by %Hanuman on 07 September 2015 - 09:57 PM

Step 1: be an irrelevant bottom feeder clan that has no respect or expectations of themselves.
 
 
Step 2: Bring everyone you can.
 
Most pure clans are filled with pures - redemption is not. They are innovators of sorts, they bring a mixture of pures and mains to all their trips and even have them sit in their own clan chat under the guise of "killing other clans mains". The lie detector test determined that is a lie.
 
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step 3: realize thats not enough.
 
Normally 15 mains in a pure clans clan chat would be enough for a clan to muster up the courage to fight pure clans. This is not the case for redemption. Matched opts, even with mains, they dont have too much confidence in themselves. They have been bottom of the barrel for so long now that they have stopped doing preps and rarely leave single. redemptions new idea was to bring a rag tag group of zerkers along with them as well. They dont go in the same fc as them (because they are trying to keep the illusion that they arent the same clan, even though everyone knows it) but they follow them around in the fallin and hit pures with them just the same.
 
All redemption did in return was mass join their fake lpc thing and lead them.
 
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Step 4: talk yourself up.
 
Even though redemption is still completely irrelevant to pretty much any pure clan there is, they talk themselves up like they are not. This is the key to their apparent success. It doesnt matter if they do anything or not, because they can just say they did.
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How many times has redemption closed? How many times has TLP closed?  :kanye:
 
 
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Step 5: community site minions.
 
Whether the only thing you did was fight in single with 35 mains or not is irrelevant when you have endless amount of minions who were previously embarrassed by TLP back you up, whether it makes them look like retards or not.
 
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#1953097 Motivational Topic Is Coming Tonight

Posted by %The Velvet Nutsack on 26 June 2016 - 03:20 PM

Turn the fuck up you fucking cunts

 

All wannabe TLP when push comes to shove are you here or are you fucking not nigga fuck you lets go.


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#1850969 If Pure Clans Were Countries, What Would They Be?

Posted by *Dean on 27 January 2016 - 11:26 AM

For some reason my countries are based on like ww2 LMFAO idk how I went down this train of thought

 

Fo are France - Seems like a pretty nice place to live but the people are massive pussies and they break under pressure.

 

FI are Russia or Poland depending on if they're doing well or slumping - They either pull 100 and crush clans who don't fight back or they start a rivalry with TLP and get slumped.

 

EOP are definitely Syria - Their shit used to be popping but internal struggles combined with disappointing defeats to other countries in preps have left them dead as fuck

 

TLP are Germany - We are the master race, we crushed Poland and France. Everyone hates us because our quality is superior and we're probably member for member the top dogs when it comes to being terrible winners and talking shit. Being a powerhouse with our level of banter has led to the rest of the world teaming on us.

 

SV are North Korea - Members are brainwashed as fuck, leaders have a track record of fucking them over for their own gain but at the end of the day we don't even give a fuck about whats going on over there because we're busy living an awesome life.

 

Supremacy are probably Italy - Kinda alright, they've had Germany's back once or twice and an unbiased Dean could probably find some qualities to like in them but at the end of the day they're massive vaginas.

 

MM were America - Bunch of assholes but we dropped the nukes and crushed everyone when it counted


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#1696853 [Fi]Nick Gets Demoted.gif

Posted by %The Velvet Nutsack on 02 July 2015 - 01:52 PM

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poor lad =/


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#1890985 Pibb Pulling A Y4Nk

Posted by Heston on 21 March 2016 - 03:38 PM

why does pibb look like he just got scammed for molly?


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#1853909 Tlp Pride

Posted by Aquaxi on 31 January 2016 - 11:41 PM

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Got a little wolf

Her name is Sora :)
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#1797450 Jagex Pure Cup Changed To 30 Defence

Posted by %Hanuman on 18 November 2015 - 01:09 PM

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The Pure Cup is the same as the All-Out Cup, but Defence-noobs are not allowed. All participating clan members must be 30 Defence or lower.

 

 

 

What does this mean for the shit clans who were pretending to be the last true "pure clans" with 25 def even though they had 30 def kids?

 

Will they lose their counterfeit "hype"?

 

Will they even participate against TLP?

 

 

Thoughts?


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