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Posted by @Tyendinaga on 13 July 2016 - 03:41 AM
Thank you to everyone who made creating this possible. Now, we can rest.
Posted by %Range Grudge on 23 December 2015 - 07:54 PM
'TLP Public' cc
[22:33] <@[CP]Alex> make sure u keep opts up
Carrying red vs blue:
First Prep win after reopening:
Walking down our rival Supremacy at the time:
Posted by %Cody on 06 December 2015 - 02:04 AM
I present to you (courtesy of the vegan's failures as a leader) final ownage leaderboards.
There is a lot so bear with me.
trying to dodge f2p fullout
fullout not on saturday
the day holydreams begged for high council
holydreams emotional topic (council)
walli's massive rant
regarding trying to pull out of fullout
misc shit emotional shit
Posted by %Tyler on 13 October 2015 - 08:38 PM
Posted by %Dissy on 14 April 2016 - 05:16 PM
testimony from today's prep:
(18:32:40) <[TLP]Kimbo> dissy u da best ever
(18:32:42) <[TLP]Kimbo> i swear
(18:32:46) <[TLP]Kimbo> love u all the way from holland
Today I found that the game is still wayyyyyyheyyyyayyy 2 easy. I have decided to resign from warlord, effective immediately. Thank you for the memories~
Posted by *Kyle on 10 February 2016 - 10:25 PM
the bowl himself
Posted by Maxx on 11 July 2016 - 10:54 PM
Posted by %Hanuman on 18 July 2015 - 06:32 PM
So last Sunday fatality made a concerted effort to not have to face us in the wilderness. Normally they sit in lobby until we get bored of standing on top of them and then go random worlds to the other side of the wilderness, but sunday they just decided to give a main clan locations to hit us.
Unfortunately for them, the alliance with the main clan was short lived since we sorted out the situation that the main clan was upset with.
With all this in mind, we give you this. (notice the extra L in rendual. Normally this would be an easy thing to figure out but its fucking elite bs3r lmfao so what can you expect.) Shoutout to @*Zach for outsmarting joseph.
This is what we have done to fatality. Week in, week out, fatality is dying and doing anything in their power to not get run over by us. They ask other pure clans for help and they ask main clans for help. Nothing will help them, though.
The punishment continues.
Posted by @Tyendinaga on 21 June 2016 - 08:46 PM
my labor of love for you all
Posted by *Zach on 07 December 2015 - 01:43 PM
OH FUCKING BABY
Posted by Ir0ny on 20 February 2016 - 06:10 PM
Be proud, well done today boys. Keep up the solid perfomances and rail some more clans tomorrow.
Quickly threw this together.
Represent us people!
Posted by *Kyle on 18 February 2016 - 07:59 PM
Hello m8s, recently it came to my attention that final ownage control has been attempting to climb out of the hole we have kept them in over the past 6 months because of their new-found friendship with sv .
Let's not forget what we reduced you to
First up; Adhi (the soon to be elder) tries to justify their teaming with sovereign this past weekend, and let me tell u lmao his members were not happy:
Here's another picture of a foc member unhappy with their leaders incompetence, written by shy mute marko, way to tell em big guy!!!:
Yesterday @Divine told me that @HolyDreams had written a topic praising my dedication to TLP and I received a picture of it shortly after:
Feel bad for the guy considering half their clan skips trips to play ranked 5s on league :S
My good pal Novations had this to say:
Interesting...a fo (trial)rank posting a picture of hacking me(It appears I have hit a nerve =P), isn't that breaking the rules??? I'm sure this will be dealt with...
Also if anyone is actually interested on how his warlord trial is going, here's a small audio recording of his performance in one of their recent preps....yeah:
Cunts legit a freak irl, no wonder no foc members like him nor take him seriously l0l.
More very juicy info, on a much larger scale, regarding this leaky clan coming soon btw heh.
edit: I have received word that they will be making another PK video in an attempt to revive their dead clan, don't think that will help :/
Posted by %Hanuman on 07 September 2015 - 09:57 PM
Step 1: be an irrelevant bottom feeder clan that has no respect or expectations of themselves.
Step 2: Bring everyone you can.
Most pure clans are filled with pures - redemption is not. They are innovators of sorts, they bring a mixture of pures and mains to all their trips and even have them sit in their own clan chat under the guise of "killing other clans mains". The lie detector test determined that is a lie.
step 3: realize thats not enough.
Normally 15 mains in a pure clans clan chat would be enough for a clan to muster up the courage to fight pure clans. This is not the case for redemption. Matched opts, even with mains, they dont have too much confidence in themselves. They have been bottom of the barrel for so long now that they have stopped doing preps and rarely leave single. redemptions new idea was to bring a rag tag group of zerkers along with them as well. They dont go in the same fc as them (because they are trying to keep the illusion that they arent the same clan, even though everyone knows it) but they follow them around in the fallin and hit pures with them just the same.
All redemption did in return was mass join their fake lpc thing and lead them.
Step 4: talk yourself up.
Even though redemption is still completely irrelevant to pretty much any pure clan there is, they talk themselves up like they are not. This is the key to their apparent success. It doesnt matter if they do anything or not, because they can just say they did.
How many times has redemption closed? How many times has TLP closed?
Step 5: community site minions.
Whether the only thing you did was fight in single with 35 mains or not is irrelevant when you have endless amount of minions who were previously embarrassed by TLP back you up, whether it makes them look like retards or not.
Posted by %The Velvet Nutsack on 26 June 2016 - 03:20 PM
Turn the fuck up you fucking cunts
All wannabe TLP when push comes to shove are you here or are you fucking not nigga fuck you lets go.
Posted by *Dean on 27 January 2016 - 11:26 AM
For some reason my countries are based on like ww2 LMFAO idk how I went down this train of thought
Fo are France - Seems like a pretty nice place to live but the people are massive pussies and they break under pressure.
FI are Russia or Poland depending on if they're doing well or slumping - They either pull 100 and crush clans who don't fight back or they start a rivalry with TLP and get slumped.
EOP are definitely Syria - Their shit used to be popping but internal struggles combined with disappointing defeats to other countries in preps have left them dead as fuck
TLP are Germany - We are the master race, we crushed Poland and France. Everyone hates us because our quality is superior and we're probably member for member the top dogs when it comes to being terrible winners and talking shit. Being a powerhouse with our level of banter has led to the rest of the world teaming on us.
SV are North Korea - Members are brainwashed as fuck, leaders have a track record of fucking them over for their own gain but at the end of the day we don't even give a fuck about whats going on over there because we're busy living an awesome life.
Supremacy are probably Italy - Kinda alright, they've had Germany's back once or twice and an unbiased Dean could probably find some qualities to like in them but at the end of the day they're massive vaginas.
MM were America - Bunch of assholes but we dropped the nukes and crushed everyone when it counted
Posted by %The Velvet Nutsack on 02 July 2015 - 01:52 PM
poor lad =/
Posted by Heston on 21 March 2016 - 03:38 PM
why does pibb look like he just got scammed for molly?
Posted by Aquaxi on 31 January 2016 - 11:41 PM
Posted by %Hanuman on 18 November 2015 - 01:09 PM
The Pure Cup is the same as the All-Out Cup, but Defence-noobs are not allowed. All participating clan members must be 30 Defence or lower.
What does this mean for the shit clans who were pretending to be the last true "pure clans" with 25 def even though they had 30 def kids?
Will they lose their counterfeit "hype"?
Will they even participate against TLP?
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